10 biggest shocks for a sarmatian in Paris

So I have been living in Paris already 8 months but I thought I'll try to make a top list of biggest cultural shocks I had when I had come here. So I am starting this series of post which apparently will be called "10 biggest shocks for a sarmatian in Paris", cause I think that will make a logical beggining to my blog, quoi?
anyway...
nu karoche...
vienzho...
bref...